CDC COFFINS READY FOR 2012

HAPPY HALLOWEEN - THESE COFFINS ARE FOR REAL:
Like to play vampires and zombies, kids?
Well, you'll be getting your chance to do it for keeps -
and it'll be a whole lot sooner than you might think!
Just for starters:
When the planet Niburu (more than 4 times larger than Earth)
passes over us in 2012, it will cause massive electromagnetic
disruption of human brains, as well as sprinkling huge amounts
of deadly radiation over everything. This will result in hundreds of
thousands of immediate deaths, due to radiation-related disease,
which is at least one reason why the coffins (designed to hold
two bodies each with a panel in between) are being regulated
by the CDC - the Center for Disease Control, which is based in Georgia.

THE GORY GUIDESTONES OF GEORGIA

JUST YOUR BASIC MASSACRE MANUAL:
Wiping out most of the planet in a self-fulfilling paper book prophecy
is just another day's work for most sanguine southerners.
Talk about getting stoned!
These Guidestones were erected in the state of Georgia
during the administration of President James Carter.
Shortly before becoming elected to the office of
President of the United States of America,
Mr. Carter was the Governor of Georgia.

NASA WHISTLE-BLOWER ON NIBIRU

SHE'S A REAL KNOCKOUT:
Ya'll betta run for covah when you see this mutha!.

THE HOUSE THAT JAKE DID MAKE

THE ORIGINAL LOUNGE LIZARD:
He's one of the few reptilians who never crawled into the White House.

REDBOX PULLS A NETFLIX, HIKES PRICES

NOW THAT YOU'RE ADDICTED, PAY US MORE:
A customer checks out the latest rentals, not knowing that
if she thinks she'll always pay just a buck, she's out of luck.
Maybe they should change their name to Raisebox!

(CNS) - - LOS ANGELES - - Kiosk movie renter Redbox announced to its customers today that it will be jacking up its DVD prices as of October 31 from $1 to $1.20 per title.

It will no doubt also raise their Blu-ray rental price in line with that. Redbox cited, "new increases in debit card fees" as the main reason for the hike.

This shows that not only are certain major banks charging a $5 per month debit card fee to their depositors, but they are double-dipping by hiking up retailers' fees as well.

Happy Holidays - you've just been had by the banksters again!

NOT BAD AT ALL, TOM

BAD TO THE TROMBONE:
Tom is always worth the Waits.
Halloween month harvests some new golden pumpkins from the fertile fields of a genius mind.
Specs below:

Bad As Me (Audio CD)

Release Date: October 24, 2011

1. Chicago
2. Raised Right Men
3. Talking At The Same Time
4. Get Lost
5. Face To The Highway
6. Pay Me
7. Back In The Crowd
8. Bad As Me
9. Kiss Me
10. Satisfied
11. Last Leaf
12. Hell Broke Luce
13. New Year's Eve
14. She Stole The Blush (Bonus Track)
15. Tell Me (Bonus Track) 16. After You Die (Bonus Track)