NEW YEAR'S EVE NOCTURNE

This is your night time DJ Heavy EJ, with some mellow sounds to even out your evening, baby.

Just a modest Miles Davis/Dave Brubeck type jazz to play out the last hours of the year.

It's from the ultra-cool album Diggin' by the dynamic dreamers of DC Cam Quartet.

And the tune is a little something called... Nebulosa.

Peace, my beautiful brothers and sisters.

X-MAS RAPTURE GETS RUPTURED

By Ed Gauthier
Editor

T'was four nights before Christmas
And throughout the vast web
The doomsday nonsense
Did finally ebb

The christians ripped off the dead sea scrolls to patch together their fake bible collection of anecdotes, just as they joined in on this most recent "12/21/12 end of the world' scam.

I went around today to all my kooky christian pals and told 'em, "The rapture happened, but you just didn't make the cut. So we're all stuck down here Left Behind with Kirk Cameron!"

A lot of these holier than thou types almost cried.

Odd as it is to say, it really made my Christmas this year.

And BTW, the "second coming" already happened - it was a little thing called "Easter" - remember?

Have a good one, folks, and enjoy the sleep of the relieved. (Whew!)

And now that there's nothing stopping, keep on shopping!

WILCOX: TOMORROW'S THE BIG DAY!

December 21, 2012 - Don't buy any long-playing albums.
Sounds like the "rapture" might be going in reverse, after all. Surprise!


By Ed Gauthier
Editor

So 144,000 or whatever similar number of humans will still be stuck here, still having to work, pay taxes and generally try to avoid getting randomly murdered. Well they can have it.

Tomorrow my soul will transmute along with millions of others to a higher level.

Besides, for the last few years there hasn't been anything really decent on TV, anyway!

_____________________________________(Originally published on Nov 12, 2012 by divinecosmos.com)