WHO'S GOT THE OIL?

We still can't get enough of that greasy kid stuff.
Oil, oil everywhere
and not a drop to spare...
well, actually, au contraire -
it isn't everywhere!
Funny how half the countries on this 2013 list have had military run-ins with the US of A over the years, while very few not on the list ever got our attention.

For example, recently North Korea has been screaming nuke bloody murder, but we still won't even give them the time of day.

Why? Because countries like theirs are just not in the Oil Top 10, baby. Which means they're frankly not worth bothering with.

So we ignore these losers! We no need them! They nothing! Go away, boring no-oil nothings!

Not let door hit you on way out! Even better, LET it hit you!