PLAN B PILL HITS THE SHELVES

You can also call it "The De-Population Bomb."
Take that, 1970s doom-and-gloomer Dr. Paul Erlich!
Well, ladies - thankfully at last the creepy conservative stone-wallers ran out of appeals - and time.

Plan B - AKA the Morning After anti-preggo pill - finally hit the shelves today, after the high court rightly slapped down the stallers for needlessly dragging their feet on the issue.

Complainers tried referring to the unrelated issue of STDs, however that problem would exist anyway, regardless of whether or not Plan B existed.

The STD threat obviously never stopped any female from having sex, nor will a mere pill cause them to have more sex. (Some may feel less stressed about the consequences, but it would still not magically boost anyone's sex drive.)

The pill's effectiveness is rated at about 90%, no prescription will be required, and it is available to ages 15 and over.

Now women will REALLY have a choice about their bodies and themselves.

Not mama, not grandma or anyone else. Yay!